This bloke in Switzerland has an amazing collection of bikes. He has very similar tastes to Rob, and we have got a lot of the same/very similar spec. bikes.
Judging from the website and the shots of his apartment, he is super tidy and organised. The website offers quite an interesting insight into how Rob would be if he was German Swiss and conformed to all national stereotypes.
I am going to email Swiss Rob and let him know that if he is ever in London our door is open if he fancies a coffee. It could be a meeting of minds between English Rob and Swiss Rob. Alternatively it could turn very dark and nasty, they may try and outdo each other with their rare groupsets…pedal spanners at the ready….