1.
On leather her bottom sits quite peachy
While those long lycra legs spin round so effortlessly
With my eyes on her bust
I tumble and eat dust
and ponder was it worth it on arriving at casualty
2.
There was a fine rider from Cork
Who was toodlin’ along in the park
When ’twas time to skedaddle
He hopped on the saddle
And downed many pints before dark
3.
I saw a young man pass near,
Who’s riding style was particularly queer,
I said everyone knows,
Pedals belong under toes,
But a saddle shouldn’t be next to your ear
Courtesy of Brooks Blog.
