Blackpool- it’s loud, it’s brash, it’s nearly always cold, it’s full of drunks, it’s got giant seagulls, it’s smells of grease, it’s doesn’t sell anything worth owning and it’s got the highest rate of divorce in Britain.
Blackpool- I bloody love it, it’s guaranteed giggles.
If I was up North I would be getting involved in this- Showzam- a Festival of Circus, Music and New Variety (last year they had a 5 inch woman in a goldfish bowl and this year they have got an Insect Circus).
Miss behave- ooh ek!
